This is it, this is my first go at using the computer, with my Mums help. I figured I needed to get the word out about these strange things with wheels that completely scare the pants off me (I know, I know, I have no actual pants).
Let me start at the beginning. I am 7 months old and ever since my Mum and Dad started walking me some 4 months ago I have figured out that we are not alone on this planet. No, thats right, these wheeley things are EVERYWHERE! I'm not talking here or there.... but on ever street corner, at every playground, around all the lakes and bbq areas.
What are these unexplaned invaders of earth. I've heard my Mum call them .......... Strollers. Her and Dad apparently can't see the threat these things pose. I do attempt to warn them by pulling on the lead and trying to dart across the road whenever I see one.
Now look, I'm not an unreasonable dog, I understand the need for bikes or scooter, humans can't go from point A to point B as fast as us dogs. That's fine. But Strollers? Mum tried to explain to me something about carrying babies? Carrying babies? I have no idea what that means? Babies are carried in thier mums mouth, right?
I'm sure you'll all agree, we should start a campagne to ban ALL Strollers. Whose with me?
